The holiday season is filled with visiting family, hosting celebrations, and expressing gratitude. But let’s face it – the real highlight of Thanksgiving is indulging in delicious food.

This festive time is also the perfect chance to showcase your comedic skills. So, why not entertain your relatives with a witty one-liner or a classic knock-knock joke?

These 100 jokes will keep the laughter going long after the Thanksgiving feast is over:

Thanksgiving Jokes

• How does Thanksgiving always end? With a “g.”
• My friends told me to stop with the Thanksgiving jokes, but I just can’t quit cold turkey.
• What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common? They both feature gobble-ins.
• What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.
• When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary.
• Why did the cranberries turn red? They saw the turkey dressing!
• What do you do if you accidentally sit on your sweet potatoes? Bring squash casserole instead.
• What does a vampire call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving.
• Why was the Thanksgiving soup so pricey? It had 24 carrots.

Pilgrim Jokes

• What type of music did the Pilgrims enjoy? Plymouth Rock.
• If April flowers bring May showers, what comes from May flowers? Pilgrims!
• Why do Pilgrims’ pants always fall down? They wear their belt buckle on their heads.
• Where did they take the Mayflower when it was unwell? The nearest dock.
• What do Pilgrims study in school? Pilgrammar.
• What do Pilgrims use to bake cookies? May-flour!
• Why were the Pilgrims hesitant to make bread? It’s a crummy job.
• What’s the smallest measurement in a Pilgrim’s cookbook? A pil-gram.
• How did the Pilgrims transport their cows to America? On the mooo-flower.
• What do Pilgrims use to make s’mores? Pilgraham crackers.

Turkey Jokes

• Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey — it’s always stuffed.
• Why did the turkey start a music group? He had drumsticks!
• What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble.
• What do you call a turkey on the run? Fast food.
• What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He had the stuffing knocked out of him.
• Why do turkeys lay eggs? Because if they threw them, they’d break!
• What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!
• Why was the turkey arrested? He was suspected of fowl play.
• What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing! Wing!
• Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken.
• What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? Quack, quack, quack.
• What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? Poultry-geist.
• What’s a turkey’s preferred dessert? Peach gobbler!
• If a Turkey is called a gobbler, what do you call a small one? A goblet.
• If leaves come from trees, where do turkeys come from? Poultries.
• What song should play while you cook a turkey? All about that baste!
• What did one turkey say to another on spotting the Pilgrims? They seem nice; maybe they’ll invite us to dinner.
• When is turkey soup unhealthy? When you’re the turkey!
• What’s the secret to a fantastic Thanksgiving dinner? The tur-key.

Thanksgiving Food Jokes

• Did you hear about the gloomy cranberry? It was actually a blueberry.
• What did one pie-eyed pumpkin say to the other? I only have pies for you.
• What’s the best thing to put in pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
• Why was everyone grumpy after having the apple cider? It was made from crab apples!
• How did the cider mill manage its stock? On an Apple iPad.
• How did the investor predict Apple’s stock price increase? He had in-cider information.
• How did the detective crack the case at the orchard? He pressed apples for clues.
• Why did the farmer join the cider-making contest? He loved the apple-ause.
• Which types of apples are best for cider served at a ball? Gala apples.
• Why was the cornbread dismissed from its job? It loafed around too much.
• How did the cornbread escape the holiday feast? It hailed a taxi cob.
• What do you say to the winner of the autumn harvest cook-off? Corn-gratulations!
• How did the cornbread maintain its shape? It spent time in the gym’s bread machine.
• How is cornbread similar to the army? They’re both made of lots of kernels!
• What do you call terrified cornbread? Screamed corn.
• Why is traveling easy for mashed potatoes? They take the gravy train.
• Why couldn’t the gravy boat traverse the table? There was a maze to navigate.
• What did the gravy say to the critical mashed potato? Taters gonna tate.
• What do you call gravy when the turkey is dry? The gift that keeps on giving at Thanksgiving.
• What do you get when it rains mashed potatoes and gravy? Spuddles!
• What acting role did the green bean try out for? The casse-role.
• Which vegetables can tie shoelaces? String beans.
• What type of vegetable comes from space? Green beings.
• Which green beans are no longer hired for acting roles? The has beans.
• Did you hear about the green bean studying for its license? It has to pass the salad bar.
• Why shouldn’t you share secrets in a garden? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the green beans stalk.
• What types of performances do green beans present? Pod casts.
• Why wouldn’t the teacher take the class to the green bean farm? It was located in a shady part of town.
• What did the pasta say to the green bean? Here’s a penne for your thoughts.
• Why couldn’t the green bean answer the door? It was in the can.
• What did the key lime pie say to the pecan pie? You’re nuts!
• Why did the pumpkin pie visit the dentist? It needed a filling.
• How many pastry chefs does it require to bake a pie? 3.14.
• Why did the sweet potato pie cross the road? It spotted a fork ahead.